Week of September 25, 2000
No cold open tonight, live from Penn State, the night after Unforgiven, and the first episode on TNN. Out to start the show is Austin following the welcoming from JR and the King. He says a lot's changed in the 10 months he was away. He reminds us Vince left the company to make babies, since Shane and Steph turned out to be complete jackasses he hopes Vince is shooting blanks. He says if he'd returned sooner he'd have clubbed Vince over the head and take him for a vasectomy. He talks about Steph and Hunter's marriage about ready to fall apart and calls it the worst marriage in wrestling history. He brings up Naked Mideon and says he should be decent enough to get the pimples off his ass with some Clearosil. The one thing that hasn't changed is he's going to come out, drink beer, raise both middle fingers and do what he wants and when he wants. Bringing things back to Unforgiven he says he drank beers, kicked asses, but didn't find the yellow bastard that r...